Newest Fad

Introducing:
THE PREGNANCY DIET!

• Eat only bland foods (rice, bread, potatoes, no seasoning).
• Drink only gatorade or powerade.
• Throw up everything you eat and drink (you can take this one even further by throwing up at the mention or thought of food and drink).
• Throw up every time you smell anything (good or bad - don't wimp out here!).
• Throw up when you wake up (don't limit yourself to just the morning - naps, middle of the night, they all count!).
• Throw up if/when you've been on your feet for more than 20 minutes (when in doubt, round up).
• Throw up if you've been in a car, train, bus, plane for more than 20 minutes (again, when in doubt, round up).
  
• Once in a while, just throw up for the heck of it!

"My name is L and I've been on the pregnancy diet for 22 weeks now. I've lost a grand total of 15 pounds! And I've kept it off! My abs get a great workout from all the throwing up. And I don't miss food nearly as much as I thought I would!*"

*Confession: I do miss food.

And, for the record, I hate throwing up.